Libs Believe They Have Located President Trump’s Hidden Bald Spot

BREAKING NEWZ. Libs believe they have located the origin of President Trump’s hidden bald spot! Obviously this is extremely important.

There’s a video of President Trump boarding Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews. It’s from a few days ago. At some point, the wind whipped his hair around and revealed his HIDDEN BALD SPOT. *gasp!*

Here’s the gif version.

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS pic.twitter.com/IzyxhozttY

— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 7, 2018

It definitely looks like a bald spot. But the man is 71 years old. I think it’s OK if a 71-year-old man has a bald spot, don’t you?

Libs are eating this up, because they know Trump SO DOES NOT want to be bald. Get a load of Vice’s commentary. It’s something else.

The 20-second clip captures Trump from behind as he boarded Air Force One last Friday. As he’s halfway up the stairs, a gust of wind catches him just right and peels away a flap of golden strands to reveal his elusive bald spot, finally laid bare for the world to see!

From the look of it, Ivanka’s explanation from Fire and Fury is spot on.

“[Ivanka] often described the mechanics behind it to friends,” Wolff writes, “an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

Trump appears to be sporting an overgrown tonsure, like a monk who’s let himself go. The strands from this overgrown ring of hair come up and over his bald spot, shielding it from view, and are then likely held in place by a variety of aerosol-based products.

I’d also like to point out that Vice is quoting Michael Wolff’s garbage book as fact. Sad!

People are legit mesmerized by Trump’s bald spot. This is an actual headline.

Trump's huge bald spot is exposed by a gust of wind https://t.co/66bnoWujbK pic.twitter.com/gkPGfr06eM

— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) February 7, 2018

Daily Mail wrote, “One flap of hair flipped over on the side of his head to expose a seldom seen bald spot.”

People are really into this.

if someone were to have a scalp reduction scar, it would be here pic.twitter.com/Q8OKMT26P3

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) February 7, 2018

OMG trump is completely bald in the back of his head… that mop is covering his baby bald spot. https://t.co/ONWXjNpdyK

— Lucky Duck (@SouthEugeneDuck) February 6, 2018

Trump, if really wanted a good parade, you would ask the gays to plan it. Oh wait, most of us hate you. I'm sure the few who still support you could possibly help you cover that bald spot in the back if it's a windy day.

— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) February 7, 2018

Um…ok…? Was that supposed to be an epic burn or?

what if the secret way to get trump to stop being a major shithead dumbass was to rub a special little spot on the back of his dumb bald head

— Ben Cahn (@Buncahn) February 7, 2018

Brilliant commentary! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Chelsea Handler wrote that!

https://t.co/c21xAb3Ied You'll make up anything to distract from that hideous BALD SPOT reveal won't you? 😂😂😂 #BaldSpot #TrumpHairIllusion #TrumpIsBald

— ReturnOfTheJabba (@ReturnOfThJabba) February 7, 2018

A hair-raising moment! Moment a gust of wind flips the president's famous wispy locks to reveal his seldom-seen BALD SPOT https://t.co/6J9Mmtzrvh via @MailOnline

— G (@Culture66666) February 7, 2018

Man in 70s is bald 😱

Is this really what we’ve come too? https://t.co/JViTXHNPin

— ian_ianlyon (@ian_ianlyon) February 7, 2018

Unfortunately, yes.

Wow Trump's bald spot is epic in it's location and the way his comb over (or should that be comb side/back) covers it.

— MMMMMMagicMike (@crevassier) February 7, 2018

Look at photo of Trump looking like a Clown with constant ORANGE MAKEUP & HIS FLUFFED UP HAIRDO TO COVER HIS LARGE BALD SPOT! PALIACHI DOESN'T LOOK AS RIDICULOUS EVEN WITH HIS CLOWN SUIT! NOT SURE IF AMERICA WILL EVER RECOVER INTERNATIONALLY FROM THIS DISGRACEFUL SYMBOL OF US?

— Ronald Patterson (@muvebuf1942) January 26, 2018

Meds. Take some.

In Fire and Fury, Ivanka says that Trump had a scalp reduction procedure that basically left most of his head with no hair and the hair that he does have is growing around a humongous bald spot so he grows his hair very long to be able to cover his whole head.

— Momalas (@Juliet0612) February 7, 2018

Who cares? Trump is like, 71 years old. He doesn’t want to be bald. A lot of men don’t. WHO CARES?

Are we bald shaming now? Is that acceptable? I’m confused.

Rub some McDonald’s fries on that. Problem solved.