Milano Admits Her Trump Derangement Syndrome Has Her Curled Up In Fetal Position

Alyssa Milano is sick. She is mentally infirm.

Fortunately she realizes it!

Just made the mistake of reading all of @realDonaldTrump‘s tweets from the last few days.

I’m now curled up in the fetal position with an Cinderella tiara on my head.

Also, my feet are cold. So very cold.

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 30, 2017

Oh, honey…. really?

We really, REALLY didn’t like Obama. But you want to know the difference between us? We put our big-girl panties on and kept on living our adult lives.

We didn’t turn into lunatic insane asylum patients.

This isn’t all that surprising, though, as liberals are usually one TRIGGER away from needing to be institutionalized.

Now. If someone on my “team” said this publicly, I’d call her up and tell her to get her sh*t together. She’s embarrassing us. The majority of Milano’s followers are as insane as she is, so they admitted they too are being killed softly by his tweets.

(Killing me softly with his words, kiiiilling me sooooftly with his Tweets, ruining my whole life with new laws…. killing meeee sooooftlyyyyy…with his sooooooooong.)

Sorry.

Anyway, check these loons out:

This gif sums up what happens to me: pic.twitter.com/QUOVtAuCFW

— bee (@therbee) December 30, 2017

Cute. You must be really proud.

This #fudt should help pic.twitter.com/StI0UKLya0

— Fingers Up for Donald Trump (@FingersUpforDT) December 30, 2017

Ha. Is it funny, or just sad? Look how proud they are! Bless ’em.

I went to NYC two weeks ago and did the same thing then spit on his gaudy building. It made me feel better for a second. #FightTrumpEveryday

— David Crompton (@dcromp84) December 30, 2017

SPIT. She SPIT ON A BUILDING. And now she’s bragging about it.

Alyssa, reading that much horror all at once would definitely have an extremely detrimental emotional effect. Put it down for now and if you must read them, may I suggest in small doses. We need you on your feet and fighting.

— Joshua Kricker (@jokr1822) December 30, 2017

HAHAHAHAHA. I just can’t. These people are too funny.

I did the same thing. Though I did correct his grammar before curling into fetal position.

— Anne Murphy (@AEMurphy) December 30, 2017

It’s always a mistake to read his tweets. It makes me want to ride to Washington so I can projectile vomit in his general direction. I can’t reach from here

— Be Nice (@AmusoLisa) December 30, 2017

These are adults. They’re really proud of this.

Geez, there’s a lot of hate on this thread. Wow. Well, here’s some love, Alyssa. You are a rock star and an inspiration. You’re stronger than you know, and you give us all a reason to fight a little bit harder. If you fall, the #Resistance will catch you because you help us soar. pic.twitter.com/JnkJkQyxGP

— Emma Ω Frost (@EmmaF_Resists) December 31, 2017

Hard to “soar” when you’re sucking your thumb in the fetal position, but whatevs.