Hillary said she was “running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand.”
First of all, running? No. This woman is incapable of running down stairs. She’s a walking menace.
“I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards,” Hillary said.
Heels? No, girl. Those hideous kitten heels don’t count.
“I tried to get up and it really hurt. I’ve broken my toe,” she added.
On this week’s show, @HillaryClinton chats to @grahnort about What Happened after breaking her toe this morning #TheGNShow pic.twitter.com/UYw9zyGfsl
— Graham Norton Show (@TheGNShow) October 16, 2017
By the way, Hillary keeps tweaking the story.
Hillary Clinton apparently fell and injured her foot on Monday during her overseas book tour, prompting her to cancel or delay interviews with British journalists — before resurfacing on a BBC program.
As with previous Clinton health scares, the details are a bit unclear.
As one host called out Clinton for missing an interview, her spokesman initially said she “twisted her ankle.” He tweeted a picture of Clinton wearing a special boot during a separate appearance on the BBC’s “Graham Norton Show.”
But in that appearance, Clinton said she actually broke her toe — after apparently running down the stairs in heels and falling backward.
She’s fiiiiine. Everything is fine.
Who knows the REAL reason she fell. It could’ve been another dizzy spell. Maybe her knees buckled again. The woman is nearly 70. The ol’ “I’m clumsy” spiel isn’t as believable as you get older.
Also, I need you all to laugh at this headline with me:
Kimber’s response is my favorite: “It’s basically a paragraph about two lunatics with dementia.”
Yep.
ANYWAY. Please stop worrying about Hillary’s health. She is #sohealthy and #agile and #young and #vibrant. Chelsea isn’t worried!
Some perspective: Not worried about my mom’s broken toe. I am worried about people in Puerto Rico not having clean water, food or power. https://t.co/YT572ZKzUO
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) October 16, 2017
Wow. You hear that? Chelsea is SO SELFLESS that she’s choosing to worry about the people of Puerto Rico instead of her own mother. #Selfless.
Thank you! We appreciate you making sure they don’t forget about us. Hope @HillaryClinton gets her toe to fighting action real soon.
— Luis Vega Ramos (@luisvegaramos) October 16, 2017
Barf.
The Haiti money already gone?
— Sasha (@420aldy) October 16, 2017
Ooo. That’s gonna leave a mark.
