Supreme Hosebeast Ashley Judd’s Speech At Million Woman March Is INSANE

We talk about Ashley Judd quite a bit here on Chicks On The Right. Namely because she’s absolutely everything that’s wrong with modern feminism. There’s a HUGE difference between believing that women are capable and valuable and deserve equal rights and whatever the heck she’s doing here. This isn’t “feminism,” this is insanity.

She starts her little tirade with MY NAME IS ASHLEY JUDD AND I AM A FEMINIST! Oh, ok. I think that’s about where she stops making any sense.

She starts by telling us that she’s a NAAAAAAAAAaaAASTY woman. “Not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in CHEETO dust.” Good one, Ash. Way to really further the cause of women here. You’re doing a great job! (at reminding us why this is all absolutely ridiculous.)

She continues… “a man whose words are a dis to America, Electoral College-sanctioned hate speech.” Wait, huh? Ok, ya lost me.

She invokes Hitler, because of course! What’s a liberal party without a little Nazi talk?

She goes on to take one of the usual liberal digs at Ivanka and Donald’s relationship. “I’m not as nasty as your daughter being your favorite sex symbol.” Suuuuuper classy! Keep it up!

She spouts some nonsense about the wage gap and then follows it up with: “We are not here to be de-bunked!” HAHA!!! Of course you’re not. You hate hearing the truth. You won’t have it!!

And then OF COURSE, irrelevant period babble!

“I AM NASTY LIKE MY BLOODSTAINS ON MY BEDSHEETS WE DON’T ACTUALLY CHOOSE IF AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS”

“WE DON’T LIKE THROWING OUR FAVORITE PAIRS OF UNDERPANTS.”

Why, Ashley….? What in the HELL are you talking about? Seriously what are you doing right now?

Anyway, she goes on and on and on and on in her pained, gravely voice. Screaming about “womyn stuff.” I have no idea what her point was, but it was REALLY entertaining.

“This pu**y for my pleasure and giving birth to more nasty women.”

On no. Please, please don’t.

And there you have it, y’all! Feminist Ashley Judd doing her part to make sure that women are respected and valued by putting forth an excellent discourse on the values of equality! ….just kidding.