Miami Shuts Down Spring Breakers: ‘It’s Not Us, It’s You’

If you’re a college student who was looking forward to falling off balconies, vomiting on sidewalks and running from the beach police—I have some bad news: Miami has had it with you.

In their newest ad, the City of Miami “breaks up” with spring breakers, torching the inconsiderate tourists in the best way.

Watch:

• Curfews
• Bag checks
• Restricted beach access
• DUI checkpoints
• $100 parking

THEY DON’T MISS.

Miami right now.^^^

I’m all for a fun beach vacation, but if the tourists in question are insane and making the people who live and pay taxes there miserable—BRING DOWN THE HAMMER.

And to no one’s surprise, Governor DeSantis is there to back up Miami as well as other spring break hotspots in the sunshine state. #MyHero.