Please Enjoy This 75-Car Motorcade Of Giant SUVs On Their Way To Address Global Warming

Thank goodness Biden and Friends are addressing the dire and PERILOUS global warming phenomenon that looms over us like a death cloud, just waiting to kill us all within – what is it now? – five years? Ten years? I know it changes every time we don’t inconveniently die.

Anywho, here’s that motorcade full of giant SUVs on their way to scream at the huddled masses about how you need to spare a square:

Thank goodness for all the intellectuals to save us from the weather. Y’all just keep stapling your money to the clouds so that John Kerry can buy another private jet.