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Can We Please Not Normalize DECORATING THE INSIDE OF OUR REFRIGERATORS?

By Daisy · February 22, 2023

This is why I loathe TikTok, y’all, and 99% of INFLUUUUUUUENCERS out there. This:

@gardenof_eve

What does my fridge say about how I think? #fyp #food #home

♬ original sound – O’Connor Family Law
Um, your fridge screams, “I’m single, have no man, no kids, and a LOTTTTTA frikkin’ time on my hands!” You just decorated the INSIDE OF YOUR FRIDGE and then made a video to tell everyone about the flora and fauna that’s growing in it alongside the picture of your CAT. Inside your fridge.

W. T. F.

We’ve entered a phase of social media madness where people have gotten so bored with showing merely the insides of their homes, that they’re now resorting to showing us the decor on the INSIDE OF THEIR REFRIGERATORS, and I gotta tell you – this GenX’er is officially out, y’all. This is Fonzie-has-jumped-the-shark peak stupid.

When I was her age…single, man-and-kid-free, living the studio-apartment life, I did what every self-respecting chick did during that phase of life – I had some beer and/or wine and a single block of cheese in my fridge – just in case someone came over and I needed to whip out the Zestas and slap some of that cheese on it to pair with the wine and/or beer. Plus there was some various nail polish in the door of my fridge, of course. That’s it.

Coincidentally, I had a LIFE. One that was lived fully, in the moment, and wasn’t on the ‘gram. But I digress.

Can you imagine being a dude – a potential suitor, that is – and walking into this scenario? That guy is going to RUN LIKE THE WIND. And if not, good luck with that, fella. You are in for a lifetime of dressing up cats (that are almost as emasculated as you) in little outfits and making them do skits every weekend for the rest of your tethered-to-your-iPhone life when you’re not color-coordinating dishes in the dishwasher and putting its latest decor on your wife’s TikTok.

This generation, man.

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  1. Weedy_1164 Feb 23, 2023 at 12:37 pm

    There’s WAY too much food in my fridge to allow for decorating. Though, I was thinking that if I had room for a flower vase, the spill in the back of the fridge would be sticky enough to keep the vase in place.

  2. RandomImpulse Feb 22, 2023 at 11:40 pm

    Can you imagine being a dude – a potential suitor, that is – and walking into this scenario?

    How big are her boobs? How long has he been single? Is she a refuge from Ukraine 18-25?

  3. The_Kats_Meow Feb 22, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    Not sure which is worse, this goofy crap or the weirdos who make mac ‘n’ cheese in their sinks or throw together stale bread, cake mix, and pie filling to create some sort of inedible concoction. It’s disgusting how much food they waste.

    1. MikeLemon Feb 22, 2023 at 9:42 pm

      Uhh…my fridge has some milk eggs, butter, cheese, Tony Sniffinton’s ham, and 15 year old Lil’ Hugs and Hershey’s kisses. It definitely doesn’t have any interior decorating in it. What kind of psycho does that (rhetorical)?

      1. MikeLemon Feb 22, 2023 at 9:44 pm

        Damn comment system! That wasn’t a reply, I never hit tye f—— “reply” button.

  4. casteff Feb 22, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    Daisy…you felt the need to shark-splain? If people don’t know what jumping the shark means it should be part of their education to find out for themselves, be forced to watch the video and write an explanation on why this expression is now common place in today’s vernacular.

    Money says they also know who Fonzie is either.

  5. Fr8DogRox Feb 22, 2023 at 12:57 pm

    The kind of guy, if that’s what she’s into, that would date her might actually not be horrified by that.
    My work crashpad (man free) fridge has cheese, booze, and Cholula still. 🤷🏻‍♀️
    It’s not just a symptom on child and man free boredom, it’s another symptom of “what can I do to get attention on social media?” It worked.

  6. Arashi Feb 22, 2023 at 12:45 pm

    Well there are lots of folks who have a lot of time on their hands while “working form home”, so why not do something useless like decorate the fridge? It is not like they actually use it for it’s intended purpose.

    Besides, everybody wants to be tiktok ‘star’, don’t they?

  7. OliveMagnet Feb 22, 2023 at 12:37 pm

    Yeah- I’m not about to show the inside of my fridge let alone decorate it…..WTAF?🙄

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