Sen. Kennedy Is A National Treasure And His Kale Critique Is Perfect.
By Mockarena · December 6, 2022

Protect him at all costs.
Sen. Kennedy: "These woke, high IQ stupid people, they walk around with zip lock bags of kale that they eat to give them energy. If you want to eat kale, that's up to you. I don't eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I'd rather be fat."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 5, 2022
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He’s just a delight. You know that question about who you’d want to have at your dinner party? I want him at mine.
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2 Comments
I’ve always liked Senator John Kennedy.
Dinner party? I have always liked dinner. In fact, eating is something I seem to have a real talent for lately. I have been thinking I could easily be doing it professionally. Just saying.