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October 13, 2022I was today years old when I heard of Karla Hernandez for the first time, and it was when I saw this ridiculous tweet:
In case you’re unaware, Karla is Charlie Crist’s running mate. That’s cute, right?
Anywho, I think we all know that this chick has never touched a freaking drill before this picture was taken by one of her staffers (just listen to the question she asks). Also, her hair’s not tied back and she’s all “what outfit should I wear to this complete photo op like OMG”. But it’s adorable that she’s trying to make fun of DeSantis’ boots. Bless her heart.
If that were MY house? I’d be afraid it’d collapse in about three months with her being anywhere NEAR IT, and I’d kindly ask her to put the drill down and step the f*** away. Immediately. (Um, OSHA? Where ARE you?)
Turns out that I’m not the only one who knows she’s full of crap. In fact, the response to her little tweet wasn’t what she expected, I don’t think:
Side note: Crist the one who has switched parties more than Madonna has switched faces, amirite? Nice partner you got there, Karla.
Total. Fail. Just like your campaign.
4 Comments
Why is she drilling holes in plastic? I thought plastic (oil) was the Devil.
That last response was spot on! It’s obvious Karla Hernandez was exploiting hurricane victims for a badly staged photo op. Who in the hell wears all white, bangle bracelets, and let’s their long hair hang loose around power tools? She’s a walking joke but then who else could Charlie Crist find as his running mate?
When I am looking for tools like a drill, I have to go get my wife’s set. The kids are always borrowing mine and never putting them back. My wife has tools because she appears to disagree with the rule I have always lived by. The rule states, “I have a year from the time I buy something for the house, before I am required to think about putting it up. Two years if it requires more than an hour of manual labor.”
Obviously, the rule forgot to take in the wife factor. When she blames me for something, I always tell her she knew exactly what I was like before she married me, so whose fault is it really? This question seems to always lead my wife questioning my parentage. She is lucky she is so damn pretty.
My wife has many of the same problems. We should probably make sure that they NEVER, EVER meet. 🙂