David Hogg Says He’d Rather Have A Porsche And A Golden Doodle Than A Child, And I Think I Speak For Every Normal Person When I Say BRAVO, David. Please Don’t Procreate.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOOK AT THIS.

First of all, let’s all silently giggle at the very idea of David Hogg impregnating an Actual Female.

But secondly, just look at his idiotic, narcissistic, superficial nonsense reasons for not having kids. He wants a cool car and he’s worried his own kid would hate him and want college money. I mean, yes, his kid would probably hate him, because he’s a detestable person. But David Hogg really shows his true colors here – and shows what he really cares (and doesn’t care) about.

I think most reasonable people will agree, though, that David Hogg deciding not to procreate is fantastic news for the universe at large, and I’d like to congratulate him on this decision, as the world is better for it. I hope AOC makes the same call.