Dog Escapes Daycare, Goes Home.

Dogs are the best. That statement is one of fact, not opinion. It’s just true. FACT CHECK THAT, ZUCKERBERG.

Supporting Evidence #8982534789: Dexter Hensen, the rescue pup who decided he was #over his doggy hotel vacation and went home.

Dexter’s humans, Jeremy and Sarah, decided to go for a five-day trip to Vegas. Since Dexter is not of legal gambling age, however, they thought he’d have a better time taking a staycay at the local doggy daycare. And he did—for the first two days, at least.

On the third day, Dexter decided he had had enough rest, and who can afford a luxurious hotel stay with gas prices as high as they are anyway, so he checked himself out and went home. By which I mean, he snuck out of doggy daycare, scaled a 6-foot fence, and traveled two miles to ring his human’s video doorbell.

Dexter was retrieved by staff from his dog hotel and stayed safe and sound until his humans returned from vacation. Jeremy said of his pupperoo, “He’s very smart, and that intelligence can get him into trouble sometime,” and when asked if he was surprised by Dexter’s shenanigans, the answer was simple: “No.”