Fauci Has the Rona, CNN Changes, and DeSantis Awesomeness

I’m shocked and dismayed that Fauci caught the ‘rona, what with the quintuple boosters and whatnot. It’s baffling. BAFFLING, I say.

Also, CNN is trying to be a news enterprise, so that’s cute. They have a youngster at the helm, and he’s implementing all sorts of semantics changes to make that happen, when what he SHOULD be doing is firing all the potatoes (i.e. Brian Stelters). Good luck with all that, CNN.

Today’s wack has us looking at dead cows in Kansas and trying to decipher the cause. Heat, apparently? We report. You decide.

And DeSantis is being awesome. Again.

Have a fantastic Thursday, everyone!