AAAAWKWARD. Pelosi And Schumer Totally Just Ripped Each Other Off

So… this is FUN.

I know Democrats are REALLY into talking points… but usually, they at LEAST change it up a little to look like they’re each capable of original thought.

Not this time.

It’s Christmas Eve and President @realDonaldTrump is plunging the country into chaos. The stock market is tanking and the President is waging a personal war on the Federal Reserve—after he just fired the Secretary of Defense.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 24, 2018

Ready for this?

It’s Christmas Eve and @realDonaldTrump is plunging the country into chaos. The stock market is tanking and the president is waging a personal war on the Federal Reserve — after he just fired the Secretary of Defense. #TrumpShutdown

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) December 24, 2018

WOWOWOWOW. Deja vu!

I guess Nancy added hashtags?  She’s hip like that. Nice touch, Nance.

But wait… there’s more.

Instead of bringing certainty into people’s lives, he’s continuing the #TrumpShutdown just to please right-wing radio and TV hosts.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 24, 2018

Instead of bringing certainty into people’s lives, @realDonaldTrump is continuing the #TrumpShutdown just to please right-wing radio & TV hosts.

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) December 24, 2018

Yeeeah…

Meanwhile, different people from the same White House are saying different things about what the President would accept or not accept to end his #TrumpShutdown, making it impossible to know where they stand at any given moment.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 24, 2018

Meanwhile, different people from the same White House are saying different things about what @realDonaldTrump would accept or not accept to end his #TrumpShutdown, making it impossible to know where they stand at any given moment.

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) December 24, 2018

Ummm… you guys… this is weird.

Nancy spiced THIS ONE up. You know… by breaking it up into two tweets:

The President wanted the shutdown, but he seems not to know how to get himself out of it. As long as the President is guided by the House Freedom Caucus, it’s hard to see how he can come up with a solution that can pass both the House and Senate and end his #TrumpShutdown.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 24, 2018

.@realDonaldTrump wanted the #TrumpShutdown, but he seems not to know how to get himself out of it.

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) December 24, 2018

As long as @realDonaldTrump is guided by the House @FreedomCaucus, it’s hard to see how he can come up with a solution that can pass both the House and Senate and end his #TrumpShutdown.

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) December 24, 2018

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Listen… I know politicians run on talking points… but this is just…BAD.

For the record, Schumer tweeted HIS version out 23 minutes before Pelosi did. Which just means he opened his “Talking points to tweet out” email before she did.