People Can’t Help But Mock Martha Stewart’s First ‘Nightmare’ Uber Ride

Martha Stewert just had her first Uber ride, and she’s traumatized. She posted about her nightmare experience on Instagram but later deleted it (probably because she comes off as a snooty old lady).

Her caption read:

Dispatch from Martha Stewart’s very first Uber ride: pic.twitter.com/4tUwNRTgrM

— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) November 19, 2018

There were pictures too.

Martha Stewart's first Uber ride deserves to be a film https://t.co/eJyVLi9KOA pic.twitter.com/cyevTzvfm1

— trey taylor (@treytylor) November 19, 2018

Martha Stewart documenting her first Uber ride is the best thing on the internet today. pic.twitter.com/bcLH2Fknp8

— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) November 19, 2018

Martha Stewart was furious about first ever Uber ride https://t.co/WO6NZ1pXf4 pic.twitter.com/vq6dRrUOt5

— Breakfast Television Toronto (@BTtoronto) November 20, 2018

This one is cracking me up.

Martha Stewart’s first uber ride ever is the exhilarating tale I never knew I needed. pic.twitter.com/t1vQkr5QpO

— Blue Ivy's Au Pair (@MikeyTBH) November 19, 2018

How DARE those crumbs almost touch her shoes!

Listen– I’m not big on Uber myself. I’ve only used it once (twice maybe) with Ashley, and that was because we had to for CPAC. I’m just not big on it. I like to drive myself somewhere if I can, but I’m not above using an Uber or Lyft. I’m not “too good” for it, but that was definitely the vibe Martha Stewart was giving off. It’s just kinda funny, because Ubering is a reality– no, way of life– for so many people.

Dictionary.com wins with the biggest dunk of the day:

Plebeian. Belonging or pertaining to the common people.

See also: Martha Stewart's first Uber ride. https://t.co/p9jJgswAde https://t.co/pInWhh5kci

— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) November 20, 2018

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