Why Is Hillary Clinton Getting A Standing Ovation For Walking Into A Restaurant?

According to this, Hillary and Bill were on “grandparent duty” this week, and they did the obligatory Sesame Street Live show at Madison Square Garden (because of course), and then apparently, Hillary was “spotted grabbing dinner with her daughter Chelsea at Upland, an upscale restaurant near Chelsea’s $10 million apartment in the Madison Square Park area.”

How often does this happen to y’all?  You and your Mom just hanging out at the ten million dollar apartment that she bought you with all the money she’s sucked from taxpayers.  Three generations of girl power right there. Mmmm hmmm.  Someone get me a p*ssy hat stat.

Anywhooooo, when they got to the restaurant, Hillary got a standing ovation.  People clapped because she was going to eat dinner at a restaurant.  She’s a commoner JUST LIKE US!

And thank goodness this chick recorded it, because hashtag dreamsdocometrue:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfcUGyCA3da/?taken-by=katharineketon

You know, I just took my daughter to Chilis the other day, and folks didn’t clap for me.  But it’s totally understandable, because I didn’t delete 33,000 emails.  Or attempt to silence all of Bill Clinton’s sexual assault and rape victims.  And I didn’t sleep like a lazy sack of crap while four men in Benghazi died.  And I wasn’t the worst candidate in the history of ever and I didn’t lose the freaking election.  You know, twice.

Otherwise, I’m sure people would’ve given me that ovation I deserved.

Perhaps all of these folks clapped because she managed to get out of her van and into the restaurant ALL BY HERSELF?

That’s MUST be the reason.