Want Bigger Boobs? Japan Has A Non-Surgical Idea For You.
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June 21, 2017Go home, Japan. You’re drunk.
According to this, if you’re a chick who’s unhappy with the smallness of your boobular area, but you don’t want to go through drastic surgery, Japan has great news for you. You can just buy this optical illusion t-shirt that makes you look boob-tastic.
BEHOLD:
The t-shirt runs about $50, and it uses “distortion and clever shading to manipulate perspective and make breasts look much perkier if you’re looking at them head on.”
It doesn’t work from the side, because apparently Japan is not that far along in its boob illusion work.
It also only presumably works on the one day per week? month? that you choose to wear this specific t-shirt. Soooo….yeah. If you like having big boobs irregularly, this is JUST THE SHIRT FOR YOU.
Someone needs to let Japan know that there’s this thing called padded bras, which work from most every angle and with any shirt. As a member of the A-team, I know this very well.
But good effort, Japan.
