Presenting The ONLY Thing That Could Possibly Make Watching The Oscars Bearable…

If you’re a glutton for torture, the Academy Awards are on tonight. A night of overhyped Hollywood starlets congratulating themselves on being insufferably elite and better than the rest of the country (at least, in their own minds), because they made a bunch of movies that nobody was interested in seeing.

Um… yay?

This year’s edition promises to be not so much about celebrating entertainment, as it is a contest to see who can be more insulting to Donald Trump. I’m actually wondering if any of these clowns will be calling for his assassination by the end of the evening (I hope the Secret Service will be watching – that would make things interesting).

I did come across this little treat from Reason (via their Facebook page). It’s Virtue-Signaling Bingo – Academy Awards Edition. Because if we have to watch a bunch of snobby prigs pretend they give a crap about anyone other than themselves, we might as well make a game out of it –

Now, you could make this into a drinking game, if you’re so inclined. But be judicious in the amounts of alcohol you consume. Especially if you still have to go to work in the morning and/or value your liver. Other than that, it’s up to you how you use this.

Or you could just skip the whole show altogether and watch something more enjoyable. Like paint drying.