Someone Just Called A Snowman A ‘Snowperson,’ And I Am So Done

I was in New Hampshire for the month of October, and even though I spend a good amount of time up there, snow still makes this Florida native giddy. I didn’t really see any. We had a light dusting one morning, but that was it.

But now? Now they have a few inches, and I’m kinda sorta jealous. I want to build a snowman! (I built my first one ever last year. It was awesome. Plus the process doubles as really good cardio workout.)

Speaking of snowmen…

1st snowperson of the season and the 2nd snowfall in less than a week in Nashua, NH. Thanks to @TheMattSaffer for the eyes, nose, etc.
Thanksgiving forecast to be the coldest on record in nearby Boston with a high of 21° and wind chills in the single numbers. pic.twitter.com/1xpFts6ORL

— Mike Seidel (@mikeseidel) November 20, 2018

If it looks like The Weather Channel’s Mike Seidel referred to a snowman as a “snowperson,” it’s because The Weather Channel’s Mike Seidel referred to a snowman as a “snowperson.”

“Snowperson”? Seriously?

— Steve Tefft (@stevetefft) November 20, 2018

Snowflake talking about snowperson. We’ve come full circle. #NPC #Woke #WhatATool

— Garret ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇺🇸 (@TheRealGarretJD) November 20, 2018

#SNOWMAN . Period .

— Doug (@Viewfindr2) November 20, 2018

You should have put two huge, beautiful, snowballs on it’s chest and named it Stephanie.

— Doug Aranda (@DougAranda1) November 20, 2018

As much as I hate this entire thing, that’s hilarious. Might as well give her some giant chugs, ’cause feminism!

Snowperson? Really?
Really?

— Baron VonFezziwig of Pondwater-Upon-Gabardine (@BVonFezziwig) November 20, 2018

Snow?! Did you just assume the form of those ice crystals?!

— Yojimbo (@YOJIMBO_VE) November 20, 2018

It’s neutered?

— Mechagodzilla79 (@Mechagodzilla75) November 20, 2018

Is it transgender?

— Chuck (@bully7070) November 20, 2018

Snowballs will now be referred to as snow sex organs

— Richie (@Richie_Sloth) November 20, 2018

so woke.

— Alex Smith (@Player518214) November 20, 2018

It’s official now, liberals have ruined snow

— Just ‘State’ (@Creed1009) November 20, 2018

Yep.

PSA: Don’t even THINK about calling a snowman a “snowwoman” either, because ALL SNOWMEN ARE SNOWMEN. That’s just the name. That’s the GENERIC TERM. K, thanks.