

There are people walking among us who actually believe this sh*t:
Yep. Those people vote. And they’re the same people who are triple-boosted and wore masks in their cars during the pandemic. You know who they are. They are deathly afraid of weather, because of con-artists like Ilhan who spew this absolute nonsense. There’s a “NATIONAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY NOW,” everyone. It’s an American problem, can’t you see? Just like the “national climate emergency” the con-artists before them screamed about in the ’90s, and the ’80s, and the ’70s. And they’ll keep screaming about it in decades to come, because there are stupid people who will continually fall for this absolute load of horse sh*t.
Now please hand over your hard-earned money so they can staple it to the clouds, suckers.
I do love the responses to Ilhan, who outdid herself on this tweet. The ratio was quite the spectacle.
Good times.
But back to the EMERGENCY, y’all:
They are SOOOOO flatulent. Doesn’t everyone know that?
Someone should give her some sort of a trophy already, because damn.
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OK, let’s consider real climate science. The last ice age ended about 21,000 years ago, depending on which study you look at. Since then, it has been warming with a brief cold period that created the glaciation we have now. (I suspect volcanic activity caused that one). 5000 years ago, it was much warmer than now and there was not one single SUV on the planet, nor was there one single oil well or coal mine. Since the brief cooling period it has gone back to warming. At Mendenhall Glacier in Juneau, AK tree stumps were uncovered as the melting exposed them. Carbon dating revealed they were living trees 6000 years ago. The US Forest service tells me that that glacier formed 3000 years ago. Climate is cyclical. So are scams believed by morons.
Speaking of volcanic activity, look up 1816, the year without a summer. Consider if one volcano can cause that event, what would the government messing with particulate matter in the atmosphere cause? What could possibly go wrong? Depopulation on a grand scale?
The towel seems to be wrapped a little too tight around her head.
I don’t know about anyone else, but this comment wins the internet for me today, Kurt!